Evil Incorporated Enterprises... Clan EIE

To all Nodians.

This message is to inform you all of the emergence of a new threat in the land of Nodiatis. This threat is significant in that the individuals involved have subverted a faction of the Goblin trade conglomerate, and are gaining funds at a significant and dangerous rate.

The threat we face, is from the self-titled rogue traders organisation, calling themselves "Evil Incorporated Enterprises". This rogue band of humans have thwarted the Orcish law, and insist upon aiding their bretheren with weaponry, resources and manpower in an attempt to overthrow the current regime.

At this point, there is no knowledge of a centralised base for the operation of this rogue faction, however it is firmly believed they are utilising the common traders square and the global Auction House, through the manipulation of bribed goblin officials. Unfortunately, this allows this group to function in solidarity from any town in Nodiatis, and makes the job of hunting these individuals rather difficult.

We are aware of one name, a Ranger known only as "Xenyth". Whether she is the leader of the Enterprise or simply a public face, we are unsure. However, all attempts to apprehend this Ranger have been fruitless, as she is given advance warning of any bounties on her head.

The reason for this notice, is to advise all Nodians that there is now a one Million gold bounty on the head of any individual claiming to be a member of Evil Incorporated Enterprises. This bounty stands only for LIVE CAPTURE - no bounty is offered for a corpse.

This bounty is increased to ten million gold pieces for the individual known as Xenyth. Bounties are payable upon delivery of these individuals to the Orc Fortress.




**** A message scrawled below ****
Evil ones! Sanctuary in Andol! We will not allow the Orcs to ruin our one chance for hope!



((Hello Nodiatis, and welcome to the Rebellion. Welcome to EIE, Nod's soon to be active RP clan for rebels and resistance members!

To be considered for a place in EIE, you have to follow these basic rules:

1) Be willing to help. EIE runs on the goodwill of low level players, without them we would have no future resistance members!

2) Give back to Nodiatis. We are an RP clan bent on changing the current state of things in Nodiatis - humans get preference of course, but anyone who champions freedom for the world will be helped.

3) Actively hunt PK'ers. Again, see RP reasons above.

4) Roleplay! This clan won't work unless we all play by the same rules.


So, think you have what it takes to be EIE? Roleplay your introduction, and add an out-of-character application below. PLEASE ADD if you are N or paid, as the clan will have a small stockpile of TC's for N's, on a case-by-case basis.

Thank you, and welcome to the Revolution!

-Xenyth- ))

((whoever tagged this can kiss my... NOT COOL, ok?))

Oh it's a roleplay thing. I was confused.

[Whiskeywarrior]

Nice post Zenyth, good luck with your clan

I would probably join if I wasn't a 1 clan man

[Ebonflame]

Looks like the mods finally got it. Methinks the forum security might need to be beefed up a bit.

[flipynifty]

LMAO @ tags!!!!

[Jerzy]

Win

[flipynifty]

i have yet to find xyeth

[Jerzy]

I want, nay, I NEED to know more about Evil Incorporated Enterprises. Can someone (Xyeth or a delegate) plus update us on the status of EIE. Has Xyeth been captured by Orcs? Have the goblins betrayed EIE to wandering packs of bounty hunters?

-Breathlessly waiting for more news,

Jerzy

[Treeofdeathp]

lol

[flipynifty]

still looking

[Jerzy]

O how I wish tags were still in effect...I loved this thread with all my heart and soul...everytime I opened it, my dude eggs tingled.

[Jerzy]

Krimlinger iggied. Again.

[Jerzy]

Anyone have any news re: EIE?

P.S. Bring back forum tagging, even if just for uncivil.

[Hunters Bane]

Jerzy, you're ****ing awesome...
Everytime I see you post it's like getting showered with golden bliss in my aniz

[Arttemis]

post necro much?

[chloe]

ranger ftw

[Atropos]

I knew this day will come!!! Beware Nodiatis folks, the evil has come!!! >.<

[Jerzy]

Originally Posted by Arttemis

post necro much?

Not sure what that means...had you said "necrophilia much?" the answer would have been a resounding "YES".

In a side note, I pretty much grease the ol' rum-tum-tigger each time I cast my gaze upon your avatar pic....

Twarting Orchish law,

- Jerzy
Renegade Rouge and new public face of the revolution