Who would win in a fight?

In the red corner, we have JEFF, reigning heavyweight champion of the ****in' Ultimate Nodiatis Kickboxers!

But in the blue corner, we have MIKE, ready to throw down with his trademark move, the Forum Fist!

WHO WOULD YOU BET ON?!

[Relic]

*Slides down a rope from the ceiling of the arena*
*Pwns them both*

*Stuffs thier mouths full of ****, packing it deeper and deeper down the throats with the heel of his boots*

...damn, even i didn't expect that

Mike the Modest!