Dumb ***** Broke My Glass

Kerrlahg · 07-28-2009, 02:21 AM

The ***** finally did herself in today by breaking my favorite bong. Never thought I'd beat a women before this happened. The blunt trauma occurred first, followed by anal insertion. The cement shoes dried not long ago. I'll be off to the lake soon, but Relic asked me to share the bloody bits first.

Before: (On the right, idiot)

After:

Pictorial Recreation:

07-28-2009, 02:45 AM

lol whaaat?? what was that thing.

Tridius · 07-28-2009, 11:10 AM

roflmao!!

07-28-2009, 11:57 AM

I feel for you. She deserved it.

07-28-2009, 12:26 PM

Not surprised you got that much insertion with a crooked piece... the anus opens to the colon, which then goes to the large intestine, which itself is quite crooked. Honestly shocked that's all you got up there.

Relic · 07-28-2009, 12:29 PM

ok wtf? I cannot see the pictures, have they been removed?
thought ANYTHING GOES in this section of forum?

07-28-2009, 12:33 PM

They're there. I see them. Are your eyes open?

07-28-2009, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic

ok wtf? I cannot see the pictures, have they been removed?
thought ANYTHING GOES in this section of forum?

/pwnt

Hunters Bane · 07-28-2009, 04:04 PM

I can't see them (da pics)

Tridius · 07-29-2009, 09:33 AM

you have to click on them, and also try plugging in your monitor, and wiping the dirt off the screen

ferrec · 07-29-2009, 05:31 PM

Wow. Just. Wow.

I think you guys have hit a new low here.

I hope she beat you bloody, dude. I would have.

Kerrlahg · 08-01-2009, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrec

Wow. Just. Wow.

I think you guys have hit a new low here.

I hope she beat you bloody, dude. I would have.

On that note, I'd like to give everyone a quick update. She compensated me with some good secks the next day, definitely the hottest girl that wanted my ***** inside of her. Even stranger is that she was sober. All-in-all, I hope she breaks another one of my glass pieces.