Who's your alt?

One of my alts is a warlock eagerly awaiting his initiation to greatness once he learns of his class specific skills and who until then roams the streets of Castille and gets wasted with the money he earns from shared bliss, or spared change as he calls it. Sometimes he yells at the oh so high and mighty level 30s when they congregate at the altars or he smashes the church windows and calls out the seer to the final battle. He doesn’t get quests.

The other is a weapon master who used to wander the lands of Nodiatis in hope of mastering the art of unarmed combat, but ended up renting a room in Stronhad where he now plays WoW all f/ucking day. His mom still believes he will be a famous adventurer some day, but his uncle presses him to reroll as a shop assistant downtown. Can’t they just leave him in peace?

[Sapreaver]

A Tri of three noble yet misunderstood souls wondering from castille to Strondhad to Fenelia

One a Beastmaster who does wierd things to his pets... or he did until one of his turtles got fed up and bit his junk off now he teaches yoga to underprivledged inner city youth well he is adventuring

One a Tactician who in order to save his bum from the mighty ass pirates of the caribbean fled during the battle that he was in command of which with out his guidence the troops managed to win. Those heroic troops managed to grab victory from the jaws of defeat when the new General Came from the ranks once a lowly Guardian on the front lines now in charge of the western division army which includes 50 or so Soldiers

And
The other a Magician who practices by using stun and mesmerize and daze gems on unsuspecting women who he then kidnaps and rapes. He dreams of one day traveling to the Islands of Drevel to find The might Queen of Drevel who is actually really nice and wonders the streets helping people. So he can do his thing and kidnap and rape her.

Together they are the Junkless Pussy Tyrant

[Sapreaver]

Yay I made a back story for 3 of my alts

I also have 2 alts currently, one is a Dark Knight, just to offset my friends Paladin. The other is a Vampire(archer) yeah I'm one of those non-purists... neither have achieved any level of greatness and neither will be paid players until I hit 70 myself. but I did take the time to make sure they have the same face and background as my Main... lol

[zenga]

I'm not even thinking to answer that question

Zenga could write a novel about all of his alts.

[Sapreaver]

lol I know
I could understand why he wouldn't though

At least Sap's alts aren't lazy f/uckups.

woah! zenga is a trapper!

i got no alts btw.