Mass murderers anonymous
Old 04-04-2014, 01:59 AM   #1
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Hi I will get this topic started by admitting that I could use some help as mass murderer of mobs.

I believe we need to work together to get some support in place for the damages that it cause to ones mental state.

Any ideas on how to improve this service please don't suffer in silent for any longer

Manager of MMA

We are recruiting for the following positions.

Co-founder

Psychologist

And a few more positions once we have established our selfs as a company
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Old 04-04-2014, 02:11 AM   #2
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Dear manager, I saw your recruitment and would apply to the position of psychologist. I'm good at listening to people's troubles.

Also I believe we can perform intense group therapy for the oldest of us and we can take time to enjoy a warm day on the distant shores of blood lake. (Shock therapy by seeing the blood of all the creatures we killed)

Looking forward to your reply to my application.

Rayaxe (mass murderer and psychologist expert)
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Old 04-04-2014, 02:20 AM   #3
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My name is Nibbles and I used to be a mass murderer.
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Old 04-04-2014, 02:27 AM   #4
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I would like to apply for the position of technical support. I will technically support you in your endeavour.
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Old 04-04-2014, 03:07 AM   #5
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Daer I accept you as the technical support your wage is minus 10k per day payable to an effected mass murderer.

Clau you don't meet our requirements as a psychologist but you can be our first member!!!

you are required to pay me and the supporting roles in our company 85% of total gains from mass murdering the innocent mobs of nod

Nibbles we know the troubles that you have over come as an ex mass murderer and would like to offer you position as co-founder.
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