Humorous skill suggestions

Hmmmm. It's not really cock fighting unless your pets attack each other, is it?

Mooch and ***** Skill:

With every point in this skill you gain a 1% chance to beg people for items for next to nothing. When denied the item for the cost, you ***** and moan and for every *****ing moment you have, you have a 50% chance of getting kicked out of a clan.

Also, you gain a 1% chance of getting flamed for *****ing, the resulting action lowers your Bartering and Language skills.

When you get to level 100 in this skill, you automatically get, and keep 0 bartering and 0 language.

Oh, and Pwn is twice as effective for Dark Knights, but it uses vices instead of virtues.

Rumpelstiltskin

For each level your primary account takes in Rumpelstiltskin, there is a 1% chance that your account will not get banned if you get caught guessing someone else's password and playing as their character.

If you hack the accounts of 10 different players without getting banned, then you gain the vice Duplicity, and lose the virtue Integrity, if you had it. No money is awarded for earning the Duplicity vice, but presumably you took a bunch of their stuff and gave it to your alts, which is reward enough for your evil. HAX!!!