The Stagered Dragon

[ketotsue]

In response to a few recent posts i've read i figured it would be ammusing to have a tavern and thus welcome to The Stagered Dragon

[Vuxxa]

Ah, to fill our bellies with ale and be merry. Perhaps you should have some rules. Maybe like No blowing up the tavern.

[Vuxxa]

No explosions inside!!!!!

[ketotsue]

Aye your right wouldnt do much good to have another smouldering tavern on our hands

rule 1: NO blowing up the tavern
rule 2: ... uhm will think of rule two when the need accurs

[Vuxxa]

i know some people may have the temptation to do so which is why i brung it up.

[Vuxxa]

you know, people like Sheshro Skry

[Qtchi]

/me blinks...

Er...hrm...this is an RP???

nope,, this is a "mess around!" thread.

They're quite popular on tribal wars inter tribe forums.

[ketotsue]

Well i wasnt exactly sure how to go about starting a tavern so i just kinda made up a name and let it go was kinda hopeing someone would stagger in and lead the way

[Vuxxa]

Vuxxa suddenly staggers through the door. "Ugh, why do these people insist upon makeing my life miserable." He looks around. "Hey, how did i get here? I was just marching an army to take down a citadel." Hey looks around some more "What, a tavern?! Well since im here, i think ill stop being evil for a little bit and have a drink." He sits down and slams his fist on the table "Hey, I want some damn rum!!"

[Necronas]

Necronas bursted in through the wooden doors, held up both his arms and yelled
"I'M BACK!"

The whole tavern went quiet.

"DRINKS ON ME!"

Mugs of ale were raised in cheer, and the lively party continued, each congratulating the warlock on his return from exile.

"Some things never change" he whispered to himself.

Some random drunk guy comes back from throwing up in the privy.

"OH JOY, C'MON MATES, A TOAST TO THE NODIATIS RPER'S AND THEIR THREADS!"

The patrons all cheered and raised their tankards to us.

[Necronas]

BEER FIGHT!!!

(oh cmon, everyone is entitled to their own ten seconds of insanity)

[ketotsue]

Sitting in the corner drinking was fun but a beer fight now that was to good to pass up. And as such it was only custom that lead him to smash his mug on the first head he was close to. " AH ha take that now another beer if you may there are still those without ale " This he shouted at the bar maid as he approched.

[Necronas]

There are a few things to consider here....

I am a warlock...

Alcahol is flammable...

I am in a beer fight...

BEER ON FIRE!!!! BEER ON FIRE!!!!

[Vuxxa]

A beer hits Vuxxa in the head. "All right, if that's how were going to do this." He jumped behind the bar adn begane throwing beers one. He aimed at Necronis, "Yes, now meet your demise, ahahaha" the glass shattered on Necronis's head covering him in beer.

The random guy joins in, by untapping a hefty barrel, and loads of questionable beverage stream onto the florr, and hit some of Necronas' flaming tankards, the whole place begins to burst uinto flames as everyone is brawling and smacking with their tankards.

"Th' mod of this forum ain't gunna be happy" The drunk guy says soberly........

[Necronas]

Covered in beer, Necronas walks over to the barmaid, takes her plate on which stood about a dozen mugs of beer, sets fire to them all, and then launches all of them at Vuxxa, yelling some Russian, Spanish and Chinese swear words in the same sentence.

[Necronas]

Moral of the story:

Guys: Despite our strong urges for violence, beer fights only end with everyone soaked.

Girls: Stay away from bars and whatever you do, DONT be a barmaid

Everyone: The world is burning. RUN.

[Vuxxa]

Vuxxa sees the mugs flying and does the Matrix dodging them all. But they bust behind him flames flying all over his back and he starts running around "AHHHHHH!!! Help me, help me. Somebody. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Tom Cruise save me with your witch craft!" he runs into a wall and falls down.