Clan Recruiting Ad competition

[Blaze]

These days clan recruiting ads are mostly pretty boring. x min rp. x alignment. x runes. pm for more info.

I miss the fun custom ads that people used to do. Like synod's Super Heros In Training S.H.I.T.s or sheld's shelf jokes.


I am holding a contest for 2 weeks. (so prizes shall be awarded on 9/9/2018. All entries must be on this forums thread. 2 submissions limit per forums account. (must be for different clans if you use two).


I will be the judge so if you feel I'm biased or unjust. Don't enter. Plain and simple.


Contest: People will submit custom ads for clans to recruit with. (ofc clans may not adopt these custom ads. but hopefully some will). The best 3 ads shall get prizes.
1st prize: 3 tcs to submitter (If posting an entry for someone who doesn't use forums or something please credit them in the post so they get proper reward. the 2 submissions limit per forums account stands even if giving 1 spot to someone else however.) The clan the ad is for shall receive 5 million rp. (I shall personally trade the gold to a master of said clan to make sure it's fair and goes to clan. Not that I don't trust you guys. but yh. and then no one can buy raffle tickets or something while donating =p)

2nd prize: 2 tcs 4 million rp.

3rd prize: 1 tc 3m rp.


Tips: You only get 2 submissions for your account. the contest runs 2 weeks. don't instantly jump submit the first thing that pops in your head. take your time and think of a good ad. it helps you and the clan. and hell. give your spots to someone else if you feel they're doing a better job and you can't think of anything. The clan benefits in the end so it's worth working together with clannies to get the best possible submissions.


Any questions pm blaze in game or ask here.


Good luck.

Note 1: ad must fit in civil chat limits. no 3 page report on why to join their clan

Note 2: ad must be for a real, existing, non social (ie no tax no runes just chat) clan. 40 members minimum. (exceptions will be made if a newer clan pms me with a good argument)


Entries: Posts can be edited as you like until they are listed here. this way you can't completely redo your entries every other second.

Excellence and Lakki served as guest judges giving blind reviews on the ads as well to help make clan more biased. final vote count:

Norman's 2 entries. 1 vote

Originally Posted by Demons

ima loony so heres a tuney for the clan in the game with the best of runies join for the fun join for the runies join the clan filled with all the loonies 2.5m rp will get you a subscription to a month in the loony bin with the 6+++ rune addiction

Raist's 2 entries 3 votes 1st place

Originally Posted by raist

It forms THE strongest ties,
that break when one dies.
It fuels all the Vampires and makes Sharks go wild,
BLOOD clan now hires both adult and child!!!

Krimlinger's first quoteone vote

Originally Posted by Qratos

Why.... Soooo.... Serious??? Join the LoOnY bin with the rest of us Jokers and destroy Gotham, err Nod with 6+++ runes, 0% tax, and for only 2.5m RP a month!! ha ha ha ha ha

Skinless' first entry

Originally Posted by Skinless

BANG goes the gun, it's time to have fun !
Come as you are, a noob or a star
Whether you farm in Spruce or River Of Souls
VIP can help you achieve your goals
Real helpful clannies like Kingzs and Sadoul
Even me, the number one fool

pallytothemaxx's first entry two votes 2nd place

Originally Posted by ToTheMaxx

For we shall GUIDE and GUIDE we must. For GUIDE is bound on player trust. If u are new and seek lust. Grope with Pally grope u must.

Deblister's entry two votes (3rd place)

Originally Posted by Deblister

If you don't know in which clan to begin,
then come on and give VIP a spin!
Our taxes are lax.
(We might even know hax!)
VIP is the clan to be in!

[Demons]

ever wanted to try a ***** from venus how bout a danish in uranus want a sweet sensation of a tingling vibration in your pit of menstration? join PROBE wear a robe and welcome to our humble abode take a knee dont you plee swallow more then dignity
- demons

[Demons]

/u ima loony so heres a tuney for the clan in the game with the best of runies join for the fun join for the runies join the clan filled with all the loonies 2.5m rp will get you a subscription to a month in the loony bin with the 6+++ rune addiction

[NoRemorse]

recruiting is dtnor , are you who we are looking for?
we are mal aligned but it does not mean we are self-inclined.
2.25M runepower per month is what it takes , so if you are interested pm me and do not get the scraps.

[raist]

We got the Runes and also the Power,
for just 2.5M per month enjoy our 6+++ shower!
So decide and join now to make everyone cower!
>>>LoOnY<<<

[NoRemorse]

you have to use it in civil and/ot uncivil too

[raist]

It forms THE strongest ties, that break when one dies.
It fuels all the Vampires and makes Sharks go wild,
BLOOD clan now hires both adult and child!!!

[NoRemorse]

same comment

[Qratos]

Why.... Soooo.... Serious??? Join the LoOnY bin with the rest of us Jokers and destroy Gotham, err Nod with 6+++ runes, 0% tax, and for only 2.5m RP a month!! ha ha ha ha ha

[Huggles]

LoOnY/DtNor: LoOnY/DtNor has x spots open. Pm me.

LoOnY, DtNor, and Merc don't need catchy adverts. Everyone you'd want in your clan already knows what they have to offer.

[Skinless]

BANG goes the gun, it's time to have fun !
Come as you are, a noob or a star
Whether you farm in Spruce or River Of Souls
VIP can help you achieve your goals
Real helpful clannies like Kingzs and Sadoul
Even me, the number one fool
So grab your gear and knock on our door
Just beware the mess Dino left on the floor

[Skinless]

Will have to drop the last two lines to fit into civil chat

BANG goes the gun, it's time to have fun !
Come as you are, a noob or a star
Whether you farm in Spruce or River Of Souls
VIP can help you achieve your goals
Real helpful clannies like Kingzs and Sadoul
Even me, the number one fool

[NoRemorse]

only one per clan >.<

[Blaze]

Originally Posted by NoRemorse

only one per clan >.<

First one is void because too long to qualify anywho. So technically only 1 valid submission there.

[ToTheMaxx]

For we shall GUIDE and GUIDE we must. For GUIDE is bound on player trust. If u are new and seek lust. Grope with Pally grope u must.

[Faisix]

Guide is recruiting, for Caps, mids and noobs, whatever you are we want to help youse,
We want to help wherever we can so give us a call and come join the Clan,
There’s no min RP just activity, so join our Clan and enjoy the festivity…

[Faisix]

Guide is here to give you a boost and help you to Cap whether we lose,
Gold, answers or leveling, we will be here to help your questioning,
Our clan is always open so you can lose less hemoglobin.....
*Mike Drop*

[Blaze]

Originally Posted by Faisix

Guide is here to give you a boost and help you to Cap whether we lose,
Gold, answers or leveling, we will be here to help your questioning,
Our clan is always open so you can lose less hemoglobin.....
*Mike Drop*

Originally Posted by Faisix

Guide is recruiting, for Caps, mids and noobs, whatever you are we want to help youse,
We want to help wherever we can so give us a call and come join the Clan,
There?s no min RP just activity, so join our Clan and enjoy the festivity?

limit one entry per clan per person. choose one

[raist]

Originally Posted by Faisix

Guide is here to give you a boost and help you to Cap whether we lose,
Gold, answers or leveling, we will be here to help your questioning,
Our clan is always open so you can lose less hemoglobin.....
*Mike Drop*

It was already painful even BEFORE the Mike was dropped...
"whatever you are we want to help youse,"
Omg, Guide helps you start using?! that explains Pally's behavior *realizes*

[Nemesiss]

like killing things? want to get paid for it? yeah, me to . anyway merc recruiting.