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Old 01-11-2016, 10:22 PM   #1
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So this is a delicate subject, but I think we need to talk about the dicks in Nod. I apologize in advance for the graphic language and imagery, but this *is* all stuff found in Nodiatis.

You've got the black schlong in Bat Caves.



The blue wiener in VD3.



The dongs in Great Plateau.



The gay pirate, of course.



And last but not least, the toothed vagina.




We're not the type of people to judge for weird sexual habits, you know that. Nodders are as kinky as they come. But we're wondering...what the hell?
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Old 01-11-2016, 10:54 PM   #2
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:{ i thank glitch for these mobs. plenty of comedy out of them
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Old 01-11-2016, 11:10 PM   #3
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DAER! And dont forget the CRAZY MUTANT LADYBUG. Not sexism related one, but its creepy and not cute at all.
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Old 01-12-2016, 05:00 AM   #4
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Moss dungeons looks like a tit too. The death harpy in vd2 has poison titties.
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Old 01-12-2016, 07:04 AM   #5
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Be careful Daerbaer, you can get in a lot of trouble for making phallus accusations.
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Old 01-12-2016, 09:20 AM   #6
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Ancient Oak background and boss/mobs
Then step inside and stare at the background there too.
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Old 01-12-2016, 11:52 AM   #7
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Tentaterror/hentai webs <.<
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Tentaterror/hentai webs <.<

Hentai webs... sick minds.
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http://i67.tinypic.com/14ah0tw.jpg

if you think a toothed vag looks like that you should probably reassess who you've been with...
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Old 08-19-2016, 02:20 AM   #10
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http://i67.tinypic.com/14ah0tw.jpg

if you think a toothed vag looks like that you should probably reassess who you've been with...
I noticed something wierd here too! Cuz all of my toothed vag encounters were looking different than in this pic.
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