I'd like to apply for membership into Xtian as the Left Hand of your God.
Besides, doesn't it say in the Bible that even the unbeliever may fulfill and further your God's plan for his elect?
I'm totally serious. Figure might as well help ya guys out as ye've been getting a lot of angst lately.
Various luminaries of Nod will vouch for my integrity and fervour in relation to sticking up for the underdogs