The official spam daer thread

[TemariChan]

Fill in the blanks
1) F _ _ k
2) P u _ s _
3) S _ x
4) P _ n _ s
5) B o o _ s
6) _ _ d o m s

[Darkdingus]

Originally Posted by TamariChan

Fill in the blanks
1) F _ _ k
2) P u _ s _
3) S _ x
4) P _ n _ s
5) B o o _ s
6) _ _ d o m s

1) Forks
2) Putsh
3) Sax
4) Ponies
5) Boots

[Picklehead]

Greeting from the future, my February brothers. It is not much different here in March. I will be looking forward to hearing from you February people about your February events while posting them in the month of February. Greetings again from the future.

-Picklehead

[Huggles]

Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this bitch
2009 is the year I recoded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the Vaginal crease
Player haters beware because...

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
You think you can front with me? You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible
I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible

I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)

What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

I-I mean punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat.
Cause I don't give a **** I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.

Listen.
I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money
HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them
That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (You can't even afford food!)

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms cause my ***** is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hawkins of cock

The Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections..
Uh, that's inappropriate...

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my *****, that's right.
My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption
.....They're really good.

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed...
But it's probably around 7....thousand

2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin the North side
C to the anada, Bitch

Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking
Cleaning
Vaginas
And their sisters vaginas

[Huggles]

[Picklehead]

Originally Posted by hotshot64

What is that from?

just creepypasta....yea just creepypasta........don't ask questions

[Picklehead]

You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.

No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!

Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.

[Huggles]

Soviet peasant filled with burning desire to read for glory of Soviet Russia. One day peasant go to Soviet bookstore, and sees book with skull on cover.
He asks owner how much is book, and owner responds 80 rubles. However, owner tell peasant never read last page, or else doom shall fall upon him!
Peasant reads all book in one night, is dark book of capitalism about by evil man, John Deere, talking of automated machinery and air conditioned tractors, many horrors in book indeed!
Yet peasant does not read last page, for he has fear in his heart! One night it storms however, and the man is bored. He finally gathers up enough Soviet courage to read last page, dispelling superstition, for he has faith in the Party.
As soon as he reads last page, man gasps! Book originally 20 rubles! The owner was Jew!

[Huggles]

[hotshot64]

Originally Posted by Huggles

Hawt

[TemariChan]

Originally Posted by Huggles

lol epicness

[Huggles]

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[Sanluciferr]

Yay daer accusing me from things out of the blue, win.



I wonder how many more people he has reported with lies.

[hotshot64]

Actually, I repeated word-for-word what you told me about having access to her email accounts, nothing more

[Sanluciferr]

Originally Posted by hotshot64

Actually, I repeated word-for-word what you told me about having access to her email accounts, nothing more

You need to buy some more common sense, one thing is jocking around or saying things and interpreting something different. He comes to me saying that he lost all his things and that you told him that it was pretty much. Im sure you tried to help him giving him some info but u have to be careful if you are not sure of something you can confuse things. Think before talking.

Anyways im sure you are smart enough to know that i would never do such a thing even if i could, i just told him to report it to help@nodiatis.com or abuse@nodiatis.com

[celestialbeing]

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