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Old 10-12-2011, 10:32 AM   #21
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RogueTigeR soooo sweet,
So OP few can beat.
Duel me, feel the heat.
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Old 10-12-2011, 02:46 PM   #22
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FFS can you people count your syllables/morae?
10 =/= 5 and 6=/=7
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Old Delay/(1+haste%) = New Delay

For slow effects, use the slow % but as a negative.

Just repeat for multiple effects.

DO NOT multiply by 1+slow% to get your new delay. 1*1.4 is not the same as 1/0.6 and your answer will be wrong.
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Old 10-12-2011, 04:38 PM   #23
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Lets see you haiku
on zero hours of sleep
haven't slept this week.
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:15 PM   #24
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no no no no
no no no no no
no no
win!
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:50 PM   #25
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ur mom is quite hot
i wish she played nod with me
i shall fap alone
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:51 PM   #26
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regener r best
saving RT is OP
i shall not reroll
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Old 10-13-2011, 11:35 PM   #27
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I COULD DO HAIKU ALL DAY!! GIVE TITLE TO TOMTHESATNAV!

I type fervently.
Usually all about sex.
Civil banned again.


I'll be number 1!
Pk tops list here I come!
Tomthesatnav, yo!


TC's cost so much.
I'll have to switch to standard.
6 runes gone for me.


Feel my BSMs.
Looks like I just pk'd you.
Thanks for fishing pole!


1 to 85.
The journey was so taxing.
My reward? Still weak.


I play Nod at work.
Fifteen dollars an hour.
I'm paid to play games.


Oh, Nodiatis.
I want to make love to you.
And steal your yetis.


So many hours
Grinding instead of sleeping
But... sleep is for noobs!


Ok... I'm done for now. Been a while since I wrote any haiku, but I used to do it for hours when I was drunk. ha ha
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Old 10-14-2011, 01:29 AM   #28
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Crystal Tornado
Obscene speed, bleed, kill yourself
Subtle Strategy

Haunted Totem Sword
Evanescent Holy Glow
Grip Forsaken Hell
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Old 10-14-2011, 10:13 PM   #29
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Demonic Hamster
Frightful as a Sour Toad
Spikey ball cuteness

Ice Elemental
Trips into the Snake River
Boulder Warrior!

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Old 11-16-2011, 12:08 PM   #30
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There once was a man from nantucket,
whos dick was so large he could suck it,
he met a hooker, who was also Temarichin
and with a grin, she took that huge pop to the chin.
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Old 11-16-2011, 12:15 PM   #31
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You te mar i chan
hook er with sig nat ures
time for a new dad
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Old 11-16-2011, 12:32 PM   #32
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I am bumping thread
My post count is still rising
So bored I am dead
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Old 12-07-2011, 08:04 PM   #33
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nod nod nod nod nod
nod-d-d-d-d-d-d
grind-d-d-d-d
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If they put a nice icon on you it's beneficial if they put a mean one on the other guy it's detrimental.
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The player was banned for using an exploit repeatedly without reporting it. There's only 1 proper way to profit off an exploit: report it.
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Old Delay/(1+haste%) = New Delay

For slow effects, use the slow % but as a negative.

Just repeat for multiple effects.

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Old 05-14-2017, 01:18 PM   #34
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bump for writer class!
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Old 08-12-2017, 10:33 PM   #35
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my bedazzled ass
it shines for nod peoples eyes
rim my girth nao plox
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Old 08-19-2017, 10:20 PM   #36
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I always must grind/Then the servers they go boom/Give free T C now.
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:57 PM   #37
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Piercer sucks buff now.
Piercer still sucks buff now please.
Dotters O-P. NERF!

Togeather we play.
No one ever gets along.
But we need players.
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Old 09-08-2017, 04:56 PM   #38
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innocent no more
Swimming naked in Rapids
The Gay pirate Reams
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Old 09-14-2017, 03:24 AM   #39
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Tank for flesheater
Mitigation will not work
Regeners are dead

Qued for arena
Waits patiently for hours
Wins only one point

Arena fight starts
Stun, mez, cleanse, stun, stun, daze, stun
Everyone dead

Starts combat on boss
Only 5 percent hitpoints
Instantly gets killed
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Old 10-09-2017, 07:21 PM   #40
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Some worthy entries here. Some many beautiful verses. Lotta feelings and emotions here...let's just bask in the powerful words.

In a side note, a girl I brought home this weekend walked into the bathroom while I was taking a ****. And started brushing her teeth. With my toothbrush. I just said "welcome to paradise".
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